i had a wet dream laz nyt..i dreamt of having sex wid d person i admire
I'm deeply in love with my best friend. He thinks I'm cute and when we are both drunk, we almost always make out. The next day, he always "forgets" everything.... Shoot me please:D
im drunk! after i wake up i discovered im nude at with my male first cousin. im male too. we sex
I found this pathetic FML spin-off website and wasted three minutes there. SHMPLS.
I like someone but can't tell it to that person. I don't know if it's enough to shoot me, but it hurts like hell.
I look for comfort in sites like these to see if people are worse off. SHMPLS
Ain't life a bitch, just shoot me please!
My girlfriend went to see her mother abroad for a few days as it was planned but the trip turned out into 6 months by now and she is not planning to come back as something happened with her mother and she must stay and take care of here. We do not want to break up but it is painful to be separated like that. Shmpls.
Started to date with a really nice guy and then felt in love with him. Recently he wanted to surprise me and showed up wearing a clown costume. I have a panic fear of clowns since i was a child. Apparently being a clown is his main profession. Now i cant see him, just cant take off the picture of him and the clown. Shoot me pls.
My mom deleted my facebook because my status said I was married to my best friend who's a girl. WE'RE NOT LESBIANS. SHMPLS.
I got in a car crash years back and found out last week that the crash gave me a condition that my face would change in a few years. Now I look like KE$HA. I'm a guy. SHMPLS.
I have not spoken to mum for almost 7 years. I have another life in a town 20 minutes away from my family home. The years has estranged and strained my relationship with the family. The gap gets wider everyday so shoot me please.
I wanna kill my parents and a lot of other people and the boy I love has commit suicide 11 years ago! shoot me!
I got drunk on the weekend, blackout drunk. I acted like an asshole in my garage and threw trash everywhere, and I also insulted one of my friends that was over and almost made him cry by telling him secrets that people have about him from years ago, and also that we suspected his mother cheated on her husband years ago with a pakistani doctor that wore a turban. He was an alcoholic and he killed himself years later. I don't want to drink anymore and I feel like dying. Even worse, I watched about an hour of what we did because it was recorded on my security camera. I wish it was all still a blackout. SHMPLS
ok, one of the most respective e-wallet companies after 7 years of work ended up closing down. The only hope left to widthraw the cash left there. shmpls.
Tube site killed my cat, shoot me please!
im 25, im a kitchen porter, ive never had a girlfriend and still a virgin and ill probably never get one, I dont drive and i still live with my parrents and ive got what i think is obsessive compulsary disorder, I get bored easily if the 4or5 things I find interesting run out of steam, and I keep looking at my passsed childhood wishing it was the 90s again but it will never happen. oh, and I have manboobs and small hands/wrists and it makes me anxious in public. shoot me please.
i've made a thread about this site on DOA. shoot me please!
I can't pee when someone is around me. Shoot me please.