I hate my life because of her. So shoot me please.
My employer has moved the bonus payout till next check. This will be the 3rd pay period they have been saying that. Shoot me please!
My penis ring was too tight and I had to call 911. They took me to the ER and to have it cut off last night. $5k bill! Shoot me please!
My girlfriend almost jumped off the balcony last night. Seriously. We live 29 floors up. shmpls.
I just got pumped 7 - 0 at Fifa! SHOOT ME PLZ
I wake up, dress up, going to work, having coffee, having lunch, working, going home, having dinner, watching TV, going to sleep. I repeat it 5 days a week for past 10 years, OK i think you can shoot now.
Had a dream to be a doctor, help people, maybe a surgeon. Now i work as a plumber. Shoot me please.
Dating one hot girl but ONLY when her mom gives a green light to go out. SHMPLS or whatever.
I want to have sex with my boyfriend but he just got a new ebook reader and spends all time with that listening to music loudly. Shoot me please.
I am 27 female and i am in love with a gay guy. Can you shoot me pls? Wait... yesterday i wanted to change something, finally to take revenge on him and i slept with his gay partner! Ok, now shoot me please.
My girlfriend is jelouse to my cat. Shmpls!
My life sucks, Shoot me please
It looks like i will be the first one telling my story here. Anyway there is one online wallet company that just frozen up all the credit cards that users own and wont let to withdraw a penny. Millions of people are left without a possibility to receive or withdraw the money and there is no light to resolve that. Imagine if that's all you got. Now Shoot me please.