I found this pathetic FML spin-off website and wasted three minutes there. SHMPLS.
I look for comfort in sites like these to see if people are worse off. SHMPLS
Ain't life a bitch, just shoot me please!
i've made a thread about this site on DOA. shoot me please!
I can't pee when someone is around me. Shoot me please.
I just got pumped 7 - 0 at Fifa! SHOOT ME PLZ
My life sucks, Shoot me please